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March 8th, 2010

More fun at Anoroc. We needed to break the mold on how local caterers marketed. So this project would be hand delivered only to ‘hand picked’ targets. Here’s a short sample –

It was Milton’s bar mitzvah, but unfortunately Milton had no friends. He had inherited his Uncle Morrie’s halitosis,  Aunt Alvina’s lovely bosom and Cousin Josephine’s lazy eye.  A sweet lad but Oy-vey who would come to his bar mitzvah?

But Milton’s mom heard about the two trees from her hair dresser Raoul who used to bleach Mabel whose son Ralph was a corker at Big Wine Bottlers where Eric bottles his wine.

Milton’s bash was the hit of the season, and he even got to dance with Betty Bright – the prettiest girl in all of Asheville, with skin like butter.  It was an occasion to dine for.